Technology Escape Artist Gifts

R. J. Hooper: Off the grid forever

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Desert Island Fantasies

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Tweaking the CV.

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Chairmen of the Bored

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Fox hunting.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"