Technology Escapees Gifts

'We roughed the camping - No BlackBerrys.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Screen Time vs Book Time

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

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I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Hiding From Social Media

Family separated by the Internet

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'

"For your Birthday gift, I decided to stay off my phone for the entire day. You'll be proud of me, I lasted almost an entire hour!"

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."

'Peace at last.'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"