Technology Escapees T-Shirts

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

Family separated by the Internet

Hiding From Social Media

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

"For your Birthday gift, I decided to stay off my phone for the entire day. You'll be proud of me, I lasted almost an entire hour!"

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'

'Peace at last.'

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

'Oh wow, it's all so beautiful.'