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'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"No, not that button!"

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."