Tech Escapee Pillows

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"Careful! He knows computers."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"No, not that button!"

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'