Tech Escapist Pillows

'Oh wow, it's all so beautiful.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"It's from the Baxters. They just wanted to let us know they've gone off the grid."

Virtual reality

"Come on help me out, which bit of information am I supposed to be processing here?"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Rising Gas Prices

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Cyber Dream

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Hot Towel Web Service

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."