Tech Escape Enthusiast Pillows

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Meet the new factory manager.

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Houdini's Dog

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The segway RV.

Photocoffier.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

"They've replaced the company car."

Google Earth For Pirates

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Prison Escape

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Hey Charlie- check out what comes after the internet!"

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

"Recalculating."