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'Oh wow, it's all so beautiful.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"It's from the Baxters. They just wanted to let us know they've gone off the grid."

Virtual reality

"Come on help me out, which bit of information am I supposed to be processing here?"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Rising Gas Prices

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Cyber Dream

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Hot Towel Web Service

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

Hiding From Social Media

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."