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"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Second lifeReal life.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

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Cyber Dream

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

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'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

Hiding From Social Media

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

Free Thinking.