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"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Meet the new factory manager.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The segway RV.

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Photocoffier.

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"They've replaced the company car."

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

Family separated by the Internet

Hiding From Social Media

"Hey Charlie- check out what comes after the internet!"

Computer Speak: 'Beware!...There is no such thing as a 'free launch'.'