Office Escapee T-Shirts

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

"I came on this trip to get a break from sitting in a cubicle all day!"

If we were at work we'd be at lunch now.

City Slickers. City Slackers.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Ah, out of the store, and onto the golf course...No complains from angry customers, no disgruntled employees...and yet I still have to refrain from saying what I'm thinking.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

Elevator/Open Range

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Stress

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'