Office Escapee On A Trail T-Shirts

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Stress

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Friday 5.30pm.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Cut and Run

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"This job is gonna eat me alive."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

While you were out...

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

"How was your day?"

I'll be back.

Frustrated at the office.