Office Escapee On A Trail T-Shirts

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Stress

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Cut and Run

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Man Looking Through Window

Friday 5.30pm.

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

Frustrated at the office.

I'll be back.

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"How was your day?"

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

While you were out...