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Origami Mail

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Stress

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Cut and Run

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Friday 5.30pm.

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"How was your day?"

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

Frustrated at the office.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

While you were out...

I'll be back.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

"This job is gonna eat me alive."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'