Bored Office Escapee Gifts

Origami Mail

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Stress

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Cut and Run

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Friday 5.30pm.

Man Looking Through Window

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"This job is gonna eat me alive."

I'll be back.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"How was your day?"

Frustrated at the office.

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

While you were out...

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."