Office Escapism Gifts

'This is security. Looks like we have an escape from cubicle 36.'

Reality TV

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Stress

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

CEO Escape

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Clock watcher

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'