"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."
Internet Escape Artist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the internet escape artist? Discover playful, witty products that honor their knack for digital adventures and need for a little offline escape. Ideal for anyone who loves technology, puzzles, and clever humor.
"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
The Great Pyramid of Paperwork
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Tweaking the CV.
"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."
Email Notifications
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
"FREEDOM!!!"
Fox hunting.
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
Wishing Well
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
Internet Escape Artist Gifts Collection
Internet Escape Artist Mugs
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Internet Escape Artist Pillows
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Internet Escape Artist Prints
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Internet Escape Artist T-Shirts
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