"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."
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"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
The Great Pyramid of Paperwork
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Tweaking the CV.
"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."
Email Notifications
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
"FREEDOM!!!"
Fox hunting.
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
Wishing Well
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
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