'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'
Digital Escape Artist T-Shirts
Let their style speak volumes with a t-shirt that celebrates their digital escape artistry—funny, creative, and perfect for the puzzle master who loves to escape digitally.
Free at last from all forms of electronic and digital interconnectedness!
'This is currently our most popular vacation package. For $4,000 this resort guarantees that you will not hear the word 'Internet' for 48 hours.'
"Just sitting here waiting for Facebook to go away."
A man listens to a conch and another watches the game
"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"
"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."
Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."
"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."
Computer Gamers.
Hit escape!
"This guy can afford to be offline the whole day...he is richer than we are...."
"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"
"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
Screen Time vs Book Time
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Crib Escape
Desert Island Fantasies
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
Digital Escape Artist T-Shirts Collection
Digital Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for digital escape artists—perfect for adding humor and personality to their morning coffee routine.
Digital Escape Artist Pillows
Find cozy pillows that showcase their digital mastery—refresh their space with humorous and artistic designs.
Digital Escape Artist Prints
Browse prints that highlight the clever world of digital escape artists—perfect for decorating their workspace with creative flair.