Media Escape Artist T-Shirts

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

'Wilfred has found true happiness. He's given up all media.'

'A Michael Jackson-free zone' - The latest hot vacation spot.

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Just don't let the old man get you down.

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Tweaking the CV.

Chairmen of the Bored

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Desert Island Fantasies

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Crib Escape