News Escape Artist T-Shirts

Dress the news escape artist in a tee that celebrates their love for storytelling and creative escapes—fun, witty, and uniquely personal.

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"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

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'Joe gave up the news for the holidays.'

'Joe gave up the news for the holidays.' mockup

'Joe gave up the news for the holidays.'

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'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!' mockup

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

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'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.' mockup

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

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Leave your troubles in the bubbles mockup

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

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"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

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"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..." mockup

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

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"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband." mockup

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

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'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.' mockup

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

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"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir." mockup

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

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"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband." mockup

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

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"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye." mockup

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

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"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land." mockup

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

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"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus." mockup

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

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"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?" mockup

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

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Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them. mockup

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

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"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?" mockup

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

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'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.' mockup

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

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"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..." mockup

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

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