Showbiz Escape Artist T-Shirts

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

America Off-line.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Desert Island Fantasies

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Fox hunting.

Imagine there's no office...

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Wishing Well

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Prisoner Crossing

Tsunami Evac Route

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'Step on it, Larry.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."