Career Escape Artist T-Shirts

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Desert Island Fantasies

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Cut and Run

"FREEDOM!!!"

Imagine there's no office...

Fox hunting.

Dreaming of Holidays.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"