Escape Artists T-Shirts

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Will pull fire alarm so you can ditch your online date.

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"

Jailbreak

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Speedboats-R-US.com

'Trump Free Hour 4-7'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'He's gone off me - he had a FULL tank!'

'Keep digging that way!'

Prisoner escapes over wall on rope made of prison keys

Prison In/Out

'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'

How time can get away from you.

"FREEDOM!!!"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Prison Calendar

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'