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I.O.U. 10 YEARS

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Crib Escape

Tweaking the CV.

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Fox hunting.

"FREEDOM!!!"

Wishing Well

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

FISH ESCAPE.

Tsunami Evac Route

Prisoner Crossing

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'