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Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

Wait

'Is that ALL you can ever talk about-escaping?'

Escaping the Firing Squad.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Crib Escape

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Tweaking the CV.

Chairmen of the Bored

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Desert Island Fantasies