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"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"

'Before the end of November, we need to learn to do that.'

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Prisoner hiding from guards disguised among the zebras.

"Next, I will attempt to escape a sentence that begins 'I'm not a racist, but...'"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"You've got a lot of nerve, Lefty. . . using your one phone call to call a locksmith!"

Two policemen are looking for an escaped convict hiding himself among zebras.

Bobby and Joey Make a break for it.

"It's taken us three years to tunnel out with these spoons... I was only sentenced to six months in the first place!"

'I can't unlock this phone!'

"Does it say anything about drones flying OUT of prison?"

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'Don't tell me-you're the famous Grimaldi acrobatic troupe, right?'

Houdini Goes To A Medium.

"I do hope Gerald made it to freedom. . ."

"I'm just putting in a second bathroom."

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

Sid the squid was an expert escapologist!

Spiro & Pusho's prison break.

Man discovers pet bird has escaped from cage via knotted hankies

Northmont dog obedience school.

Ball and chain disguised as footballsoccer ball

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'