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Golf escape.

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."

"It's a long story..."

'But I haven't finished my tunnel yet!'

'What do you mean 'Practising bell-ringing'?'

Martha Stewart escapes her cell on a rope made of her bangs.

'Try using this.'

'Now do you see why building a wooden cage for the bird is a bad idea?'

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Chairmen of the Bored

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Desert Island Fantasies