Escape Artist Aficionados T-Shirts

Celebrate the thrill of escape with our witty t-shirts, designed for fans of illusions and daring escapes—comfortable, clever, and perfect for everyday adventures.

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"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk." mockup

"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?" mockup

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

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'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.' mockup

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

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"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?" mockup

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

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"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

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"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..." mockup

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

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"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband." mockup

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

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'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.' mockup

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

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"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir." mockup

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

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"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband." mockup

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

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"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye." mockup

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

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"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?" mockup

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

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"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus." mockup

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

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"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?" mockup

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

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'I told you it wouldn't work.'

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'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.' mockup

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

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Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them. mockup

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

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"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..." mockup

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

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