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Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Golf escape.

When the water's colder than you thought...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Mountain escalator.

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

'Been there, done that' travel agency. Serving the seriously jaded tourist since 1995.

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

Balloon Thrill Ride

'It's a long story...'

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."