Reality Escape Artist T-Shirts

"Between my virtual office and virtual reality headset, there's nothing real going on in my life."

"No... I want to get OUT of touch with reality."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Tweaking the CV.

Chairmen of the Bored

Desert Island Fantasies

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Crib Escape

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."