News Escape Artist Gifts

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

'Joe gave up the news for the holidays.'

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Crib Escape

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Tweaking the CV.

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Desert Island Fantasies

Chairmen of the Bored

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.