Email Escape Artist T-Shirts

'A computer virus infected my work e-mails. Now they are all sent to the junk folder and are automatically deleted. I have never had so much free time.'

"I'm thinking your email must have gotten directed into my 'Oh no, that guy again' folder."

Man in office says to colleague: 'There's so much communication by email now. It's rather :-( '

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

Email Notifications

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Chairmen of the Bored

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman