Internet Escapader Gifts

'We've got stop seeing each other - my wife is getting suspicious!'

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Binary Man

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'This is you, enlarged.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Do you have an appointment?'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."