Internet Escapader Gifts

'We've got stop seeing each other - my wife is getting suspicious!'

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Binary Man

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Do you have an appointment?'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."