Cyber Escapade Adventurer Gifts

"You didn't call us, but your online activity says you'll soon need to."

Evolution.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Binary Man

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

Desert wifi

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''