Cyber Escapade Adventurer Pillows

"You didn't call us, but your online activity says you'll soon need to."

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Binary Man

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

Desert wifi

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'