Digital Adventurer Pillows

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

'How will THIS ever apply to my real life?'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

'Nine hours in a row on the internet! Do you think that's good for your computer?'

'The secret to finding all knowledge is to use exactly the right keywords when you google.'

'What kind of internet-start-up camp are you going to this summer?'

"When he's running around outside somewhere, at least I know where he is."

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

'Why is my site always the caboose on every search engine?'

Last nail in the coffin of print media

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

'You know the rules, no surfing without a lifeguard watching over you.'

"Well, I told you those video games were getting too realistic, Frank, but you just wouldn't listen!"

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'It's online, subscribers pay only for the articles they want, it's updated every day - are you sure we can call it a magazine?'

'Now that you're on the Net, there are some issues of personal safety to consider ...'

'Dude, you spend 90 hours a week on that computer. So, as your best friend, I feel it's my responsibility to say to you - GET A LIFE.'

Man playing computer games in his office cubicle.

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Phone Book Removal Service.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Computer Surfer.

Flight simulation eject add on.

3-D Virtual Reality Fox Hunting

Surfin' the web.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'Mum told me to play outside.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'