Technology Adventurer Pillows

Nigel's ability to find new markets made him the envy of all the other IT sellers.

Personnel. How are your people skills?

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Whoops! I thought I was booking a holiday but instead I've sold the house!"

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Pan Extension Chord

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Meet the new factory manager.

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Desert wifi

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'