Cybernetic Adventurer Gifts

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Robotic Man

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Binary Man

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Astronaut

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

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