Cybernetic Adventurer Prints

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Robotic Man

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Binary Man

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Astronaut

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!