Cybernetic Enthusiast Gifts

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

A Little Extra

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"I got connected to the internet!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'