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"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

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"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'