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"Careful! He knows computers."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Punk Rock?'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Artificial hearts.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Ian Dury

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Australian punk

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Punk Angel

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

"I am fully functional again!"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Cowpunk

William Hague as a punk.

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."