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What They Believe In

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Punkins

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Nice haircut."

'Punk Rock?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Sustainability

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Solar Power.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Solar Cars

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Australian punk

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Punk Angel

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

William Hague as a punk.