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"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cow's straw

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Tumble Cow

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."