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"I love a good cow-pat."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

A Tumble Cow

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Unconditional Loveseat

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Homo Zapiens

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'