Cowpat Enthusiast Pillows

"I love a good cow-pat."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Slinky Cow World

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A Tumble Cow

Homo Zapiens

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."