Co-op Enthusiast Pillows

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

"How can you say I don't give back? I'm on the co-op board."

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Sir Edward Elgar

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

Surgery Instructions.

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

OOPS!

Yesh Atid

Frederic Chopin.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Garage sale.

Pooper scoppers.

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

'...And don't get him started on his operation!'

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.

"Crap, I hit reply all."

Friends with insurance benefits.

2020 vs. 2023

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

'Our lawyers have declared the operation to be a complete success.'