Co-op Enthusiast Gifts

"Marry you? Why I wouldn't even vote to let you into my co-op."

"How can you say I don't give back? I'm on the co-op board."

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Sir Edward Elgar

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

Surgery Instructions.

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

OOPS!

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

Frederic Chopin.

Yesh Atid

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

"Knife...fork..."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Garage sale.

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

Pooper scoppers.

'...And don't get him started on his operation!'

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

"Crap, I hit reply all."

Friends with insurance benefits.

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

2020 vs. 2023