Cowpat Connoisseur Gifts

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

American Idle.

The Family Joules: Part 21

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Malcolm Sargent

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Family Joules: Part 3

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

Inaction Figure

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

Litteratti K9s.

Pisa Hut.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'The first cocktail.'

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"In da house"

Working from Home.

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."