Scoop Enthusiast Gifts

'It's Jack's homemade Merlot - care for a scoop?'

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

OOPS!

"I have no clue what you're trying to say! You keep giving me mixed messages."

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'